|Might have to use this LJ again
This is the LJ for crappy clients who are trying to screw me out of the money that they owe me. I have one particular client in mind. I spent 24 hours finishing up the revision of her masters thesis last week and stayed up until 9 in the morning on Wednesday trying to get it done. When I finished, she told me that she would have to read it first. She is now claiming that I did not do to the job. I did the job.
There will be a very boring blog post on aesthetic education following if she does not pay by tomorrow.
|A fictional story about a character on the Upper East Side
THis is the beginning of a fictional story about a character who would be a girl that is basically useless and lives off of her parents until they cut her off and then she has to get an MBA because that's the only way that they would support her. The problem is that her only jobs have been for dog walking or secretary at a Bikram Yoga place so she's the worst possible MBA candidate available.
Anyhow I'm thinking of writing it in the form of increasingly desperate personal statements. Tell me what you think:
Please tell us about yourself and your personal interests. The goal of this essay is to get a sense of who you are rather than what you have achieved professionally. (Maximum of 500 words)
My name is Lachelle Lee and I am a cokehead, a bulimic and a yoga intern. My family is Korean and because I never learned how to say no to my psycho parents, I’m trying to get an MBA so that I can please them more fully. Of course, they won’t care and even if they do care they are going to pretend that I’m just fucking around because really I’m a reflection of all their angst and all of their bullshit. Fuck my parents. Seriously, fuck them up the ass. Dad made a shitload of money which is easy if you want to neglect your kids and then he decided to be a parent when I turned 25, long after I had already got involved with an abusive fucker and became a cocaine addict. Mom was a little better in terms of parenting. She actually hired a spy to keep track of me when I was a teenager and sent me to military school when the spy watched me fucking in a car.
Really, I want to be a spy for rich parents. If you get to watch teenage kids fucking in cars and get paid for it, you got it made. But I don’t think they pay very well.
So to be the perfect daughter, I went to New York and attended some bullshit college, got a 3.9 and my parents didn’t attend the graduation because they didn’t believe that it was a decent college. I was so starving for affection that I dated a guy who beat me on a regular basis and threw bottles at my head. I’m never dating a black guy again. Terry also anally raped me and stole $30,000 from my parents and if you want to hear fucked up, they didn’t even notice. Mom knew about it, but Dad never said a word.
Seriously, I wish they were born in North Korea because then I’d just be a communist. Of course, Terry was the worst but I also dated a guy who lived off of me. All he had to do was cry and I’d throw 4000 at him in hopes that he’d pay it back. He never paid it back and for my troubles, I’m now the psycho bitch ex-girlfriend in his mind. And this summer I got an abortion. Sure, I could have had the kid but my parents would have freaked even more and welfare mothers are a shame to everyone.
But hey, it could be worse. I could have been Chinese. I have yet to meet a Chinese girl without a crazy mother who beats her and internalizes centuries of misogyny only to project on her. Oh sure, some Chinese girls don’t have to deal with their crazy mothers – the exposed on mountain ones.
Fuck my parents. Fuck this MBA. Daddy is paying for it because that’s the only thing that he will pay for and they raised me to be a spoiled brat so I don’t give a fuck about anything. I need their money but I have come to expect no love from those assholes.
Any good. I don't know.
|Again - I WROTE THIS PAPER - if someone turns it it, it is PLAGIARIZED
Deadbeat Customer - Heat Shock Protein
I wrote this paper for a guy named Alexander. I worked all through Friday and turned it in that afternoon. He's had all weekend to pay. He hasn't paid yet. If this paper seems familar, that means that you have a student who paid me to write it for him.
Heat Shock Proteins in Relation to Cancer
Currently, heat shock proteins suggest a new form of cancer treatment that could possibly create one of the first vaccines against cancer as well as a way of curing it that is much more effective and less damaging than chemotherapy. Certain types of HSPs have allowed for adaptive immunological functions which have been implicated in Ag presentation. Since HSPs react to stress like starvation and disease, their presence in the body are usually great indicators of something happening and this warning is sometimes noted by the t-cells which react to the problem. ( Read more...Collapse )
Does anyone know of another Web site that has postings for stories besides http://www.ralan.com
. I know there's the Writer's Market but that's too big. Mostly I like Ralan but I find that most of the stories they want are either science fiction or horror - and the weird thing about my writing is that I like to write novels that are science fiction or horror but I seem to be on a kick of writing stories about people not communicating, or communicating but badly or breaking up - mostly I'm rewriting the stories of a few years back. I'll write a story and then two years later I'll finally get back to it long enough to make it into something I like.
The second question is a computer related one. My computer's disk drives are both shot. I can't save anything except on my hard drive. I don't know how long this computer is going to last. I am emailing my stories to my yahoo accounts on .zip files (from winzip) but I'm worried that maybe I'm using an old zip program, maybe I can't open them on another comptuer. Does anyone want to take my stories and save them for me? Not on your hard drive but on a zip disk or something of that nature? Or just let me know if you can open them up on your computer. This is mostly paranoia. I wrote a lot of stuff in the last 7 years and I'd hate to lose it all (although the first novel is printed up - but that's a small part of what I wrote). I know frommy
volunteered for it before but I don't know if he would now.
Do you think I should keep this up? It's been awhile since I've posted my writing online and I don't know if it's all that useful now. Anyone that still has this one on their friends list - what do you think?
If I have added you to my friends list it means that I want you to read this journal and comment if you like. Or it means that I trust you. Either way the rest of the entries are friends-only. If you have stumbled on this page accidently and you don't know me, feel free to go to marlowe1
and read the public journal. It's much more interesting than this one which is geared to talking about writing as work.